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Wasteland 3 The Bizarre Monster Army

Wasteland 3 walkthrough: The Bizarre

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The Interior

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After an “explosive” introduction, speak with the inhabitants of The Bizarre – Interior:

  • Sanctified Piscatelli – Sells weapons; Weapon Modding 6 nets you a melee weapon and a mod.
  • Long-John – Reveals he’s a synth… or not?
  • Masato – Cooks noodles; will join Ranger HQ as a vendor if you find the Ramen Noodles quest item. (Hint: It’s from a vending machine in The Warrens.)
  • Randy Gett – Can be recruited as a mechanic for Ranger HQ; has a sidequest in Gett Family Homestead.
  • Eidilon – Runs an “adult entertainment” establishment; asks you to find movie reels in the Monster Army Bunker.

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You’ll also find a doctor and an armor vendor. Plus, you’ll see a familiar face — Quarex — from Wasteland 2‘s Rail Nomads Camp.

He’s now managing The Bizarre’s gaming museum complete with “the last copy of Wasteland 4.” Perception 5 yields additional dialogue options. There’s also a Tarjan machine here for those Tarjan tokens.

Note: Quarex can join Ranger HQ to become Junko’s museum assistant. Unfortunately, I didn’t get that option during my playthrough.

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Pareidolia Jones can also be found here. He asks for $300 in return for helping the refugees. You can use Barter 6, Kiss Ass 7, or the Rubber Ducky quest item to scare him a bit.

One he agrees to your proposal, go back to Colorado Springs and speak with Gideon Reyes or Mama Cotter.

Before you do that, though, you could complete the main objective for The Bizarre. Talk to Flab the Inhaler, the leader of the Monster Army faction, and then head to the Warrens.

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