Guild Wars 2 got overrun by giant cats for April Fools’ Day

Tyria, the world of Guild Wars 2, was overrun by chonkers for April Fool’s Day this year. Enormous kitties appeared in all capital cities, looming over the citizens, while all players received important mail from His Royal Majesty, First Claw of the Realms and Conqueror of the Sunbeam Throne, the King of All Cats. Unfortunately, we don’t know anyone who speaks fluent cat, so the message is anyone’s guess, but at least His Royal Majesty included tonics with a 20% experience gain from kills for the remainder of the event, so it’s probably good news.

April Fools’ Day in Guild Wars 2

Like many other games, April Fools’ is a yearly tradition for Guild Wars 2. The most famous example of this is, of course, Super Adventure Box. This was an event that sent players into an arcade-like, pixelated platforming world with retro sound effects. The rewards earned here were holographic, colorful weapons styled after the event, and the event proved to be one of Guild Wars 2’s most popular ever. It disappeared for a while, but since 2016  it has made its return as the Super Adventure Festival every year.

This year, the Super Adventure Festival was delayed so it wouldn’t overlap with the main April Fools’ event. As its own event with new rewards every year, Super Adventure Box has outgrown April Fools’. So instead, we get to admire these massive chonky cats in Guild Wars 2‘s every capital city, while regular-sized cats spawn at your feet once the tonic is consumed.

And April Fools’ in an MMO wouldn’t be complete without fake patch notes. Guild Wars 2 didn’t disappoint here either. Here are some of the highlights:

• The Sunbeam Throne reaches out to the heroes of Tyria! A mysterious letter in an unknown language has been sent to the commander; what perilous yet entirely optional distractions await our hero for the week of April 1 to April 7?
• Bosses in the open world now add “the II,” “Jr.,” and so on after their names when respawning to make it clear that the enemies don’t just magically return to life.
• All professions now have a unique reaction skill that appears for a fraction of a second during certain events.
  • The window of time for clicking the reaction skill is decreased based on account age, because OG players should be really good at the game by now.
• Following the success of Swiss tournaments, we will be gradually rolling out tournaments in other regions of the world.

The in-game Gem Store has also been updated to feature GW2‘s previous years’ Bobblehead Laboratory and Aviator Memory Box. You can log in now to take part in the feline festivity and benefit from the increased experience from kills.