Ark II announced alongside trailer featuring CGI Vin Diesel

Ark: Survival Evolved is surely one of the biggest games on the market right now. It’s got everything: survival, dinosaurs, crafting… probably? I don’t know, I haven’t played it. What I do know (maybe?) is that Ark II has just been announced with a trailer during The Game Awards. It begins with a child watching a lizard as Vin Diesel and his CGI wife, Mrs. Vin Diesel, walk into frame. They’re part of a tribe that is walking to a place of some sort, when he bids them to hold off. A cave-man-person of some sort approaches and Vin Diesel, being the Vin Diesel of the tribe, confronts him in a battle of Vin Diesel versus ‘Definitely Not Vin Diesel.’

But suddenly, a second dino guy shows up and Vin Diesel has to fight them both at the same time. It’s a knockdown drag-out battle for survival until a T-Rex shows up and eats one of the dino guys. I have no idea what anything in this trailer is meant to represent. It’s very high-quality and expensive-looking, and ends with Vin Diesel and Vin Daughter walking into a cave and finding a hologram with what’s this?! Vin Diesel on it! The hologram says something about the Genesis System and I don’t know what any of this means. Here just, watch the trailer down below.

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If you’re an Ark fan, I’m sure you’ll be able to make more sense of this than I. At any rate, I’m sure this ties in with the recently-announced animated film set in the universe, as Ark most certainly isn’t a narrative-based game where you play as famous actors. So, yeah. Ark II is coming out or something. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to not type the name Vin Diesel for a while. Crap, I did it again!